I thought this was classic and worth sharing. Its from the football section.

From: James

Subject: Re: ***

Message: hahahah! felony assault on a dude, like me, who has 25 years in martial arts and did 4 years in marines, fool? and at 6-5 a nd 275 with bench press of 450 pounds, and having been ex state champ in wrestling, i doubt, ******, that you could touch me, even if i give you a ******* machine gun!! lol!! why don't you learn to ask smart questions instead of being a ******* dumbass, huh, tough guy? my grandmother. at age 99 can kick your ***, i bet! hahahahahahah!! SEE YA, WOULDN'T WANNA BE YA!!! BYE, DOUCHBAG!!
Edit: KISS IT, LOL....I only told him to come get his mom off my porch. I already paid her for the pizza.....